The page you are looking for is
not avaliable right now.
This is either because internet is fucking with you,
or because you are really bad with computers.
Try something of the following:
- Click on the button Update if
you can find it.
- Check if you wrote the right
address. Bet you didn't, jackass.
- Check out the technical stuff.
First you get a phonebook, then you pick
up the phone and call your local computer expert.
Make sure you tell him from the beginning that you're not paying
over the odds this time.
- Or you can try to do something
about it youself, genius. Just do like this: Blah blah identify
network blah blah blah automatically identify settings blah yak yak
- Look, a globe!
- Some computers are just not
comfortable around humans. Then again, it might
just be that you suck at this and the computer has
had it with your incompetence.
- If all you wanted to do was to
shut the computer off, there is a cord coming from
the computer that is plugged into a wall. Pull it out. If this is
executed correctly, your computer will have died in 2.0 to 4.6 seconds.
- Click the button Small arrow
it, computers aren't your thing. Do us all a favour and become a farmer
or something instead.