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The page you are looking for is not avaliable right now.
This is either because internet is fucking with you, or because you are really bad with computers.

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Try something of the following:

• Click on the button Update if you can find it.
• Check if you wrote the right address. Bet you didn't, jackass.
• Check out the technical stuff. First you get a phonebook, then you pick up the phone and call your local computer expert. Make sure you tell him from the beginning that you're not paying over the odds this time.
• Or you can try to do something about it youself, genius. Just do like this: Blah blah identify network blah blah blah automatically identify settings blah yak yak gargle
•   Look, a globe!
• Some computers are just not comfortable around humans. Then again, it might just be that you suck at this and the computer has had it with your incompetence.
• If all you wanted to do was to shut the computer off, there is a cord coming from the computer that is plugged into a wall. Pull it out. If this is executed correctly, your computer will have died in 2.0 to 4.6 seconds. Congratulations.
• Click the button Small arrow if you don't understand shit.

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Just face it, computers aren't your thing. Do us all a favour and become a farmer or something instead.